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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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twinhkie:

rhoyalist:

this actually makes me really sad to see because it really is and its almost like its desirable to get diagnosed its sad

preach troye

twinhkie:

rhoyalist:

this actually makes me really sad to see because it really is and its almost like its desirable to get diagnosed its sad

preach troye

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honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

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prettyk-itty:

ESPECIALLY if it comes from a six year old those lil fuckers don’t lie about that shit

prettyk-itty:

ESPECIALLY if it comes from a six year old those lil fuckers don’t lie about that shit

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onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

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wholewheat3:

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

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magic-kingdom-or-bust:

findsomethingtofightfor:

zukumo:

bri-ecrit:

frozenmusings:

still not over how effortlessly he does this

Seriously, he has Anna (who must be at least a hundred pounds, bare minimum) in a dead lift, all but over his head, arms pretty much straight out, legs not even braced…
He must be able to kill a man just by shrugging those shoulders of his.

didnt he literally pick sven up at one point though
he hauls ice for a living and lived with trolls made of stone is that even surprising 

Can we also talk about how even with all that strength he’s still very gentle too?

Can we just talk about how perfect Kristoff is?

magic-kingdom-or-bust:

findsomethingtofightfor:

zukumo:

bri-ecrit:

frozenmusings:

still not over how effortlessly he does this

Seriously, he has Anna (who must be at least a hundred pounds, bare minimum) in a dead lift, all but over his head, arms pretty much straight out, legs not even braced…

He must be able to kill a man just by shrugging those shoulders of his.

didnt he literally pick sven up at one point though

he hauls ice for a living and lived with trolls made of stone is that even surprising 

Can we also talk about how even with all that strength he’s still very gentle too?

Can we just talk about how perfect Kristoff is?

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kjoec21:

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

High fuckin 5 to whoever got creative with the chalk

kjoec21:

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

High fuckin 5 to whoever got creative with the chalk

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no1twerkslikegaston:

ellendegeneres:

Kristen Bell demonstrates baby Lincoln’s dance moves and it’s amazing. 

she is anna like goddamn 

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asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

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wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

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sogaysoalive:

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”
I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”
I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”
…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.
- Elliott Alexzander

sogaysoalive:

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

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But sometimes, I just want somebody to hold. Someone to give me their jacket when it’s cold. Got that young love even when we’re old. Yeah sometimes, I want someone to grab my hand. Pick me up, hold me close, be my man. I will love you till the end.

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